i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then
They could never be superheroes.
We would know who they were instantly.
Quick and simple lifehacks.
when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton
26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be
What the actual fuck
These people exist.
What the fuck
just… just fuck off america
WAAAAAH IF WE LET PEOPLE LEARN THAT WOMEN ARE SMART AND STUFF THEY MIGHT REALISE WE’RE USELESS SACKS OF WASTE
Wahh wahhh the history books being full of 99% mens accomplishments wasnt enough, we want more shit for us, fuck girls, boohoo
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).
don’t lie they are a really good looking family
HE WAS HAPPY
WHY DIDN’T YOU END IT AT SEASON 5 YOU FUCKS
season 5: the fandom’s unofficial series finale
You don’t choose the ship
The ship chooses you
You just… umm…
Makes it even better because his name is Sam